The Medium is the Massage.

A while back I decided to hit one of those ubiquitous cheap massage places that populate the main street of Kings Cross. Just as I was about to lie down and receive some work on a sore shoulder I spied this sign. Point 5 Alarmed me. "Dislocation should be treated chiefly with Taxis"

So if these guys dislocate my shoulder their only response would be to call me a cab. Is this because my arm would be inoperable and I therefore would be unable to flag one myself?

Check out some of the other wacky rules these guys have...